The Everyday Wizard

Doug Silverton just wanted to spend his final days eating pancakes and watching YouTube in his living room. He didn’t ask to be sucked into a god’s new RPG world, and he certainly had no desire to go on epic quests, grind for experience, or slay dragons.

He actually wasn’t even supposed to be here. The stupid god had grabbed the wrong Doug Silverton. So, instead of stealing a handsome, charismatic, and well-built man, the god had actually obtained an eighty-seven-year-old retired accountant whose main strong suits were Excel formulas, boring people into a catatonic state, and having a massive attention span. Like, seriously, this guy could stare at a wall for hours.

How did Doug Silverton become the greatest wizard of the fifth age, ruler of Mythar, slayer of Glarion, and the only living master of the sixteen elements, then? Well, you’ll just have to read and find out.